

Unwritten RulesSo, you think that hunting vampires is cool? That all the vampires are good looking? And the person that slays them is this anorexic blonde cheerleader, and her sidekicks are the shy nerdy girl whos a damn powerful witch, and a cute, wise-cracking guy in love with the blonde, even though she could care less about him romantically?Unwritten Rules
Well, let me tell you. Its not cool. I have tangled with some of the ugliest, nastiest sons of guns you just hope you dont meet. And I for damn sure am not a skinny little blonde teenager. And the people that I fight alongside? Scarred SOBs, the whole lot of them. And trust me, w
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"Hey Dan! Mom-"
"Hello?"
"Dan? I said Mom-"
"What?"
"Dan?"
"You're breaking up."
*Shouting* "Dan! Can you hear me now?"
"Hello?"
"Daniel! Mom said to-"
"This is my voicemail. Leave a message." *beep*
"...I hate you." *click*
Me vs my bro's voicemail.
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